Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I beat the shit out of my dog today... Really...

So I'm sitting here raking my brain for something to write about. "This is my first blog ever! This has to be fucking epic!" I think to myself. And the only thing that comes to mind out of all the ridiculous adventures in my life that seem like a real life reality show is the fact that I beat the shit out of my dog today.


No... Really... Get this...


My dog is a pretty good little guy. He minds pretty well and has a few tricks and is an absolute chick magnet. Girls love him and he loves girls. Especially pretty ones I've noticed. The little guy has probably had his face in more pairs of breasts in his short life than I ever have. Well... probably not. But I do see him beating me in the long run, he is still just a pup.


Anywho, I let him out to go to the bathroom and he goes and does his thing. He comes right back in the door that I leave open. Now I don't have a fenced in yard so that's a pretty well-behaved dog right? And I don't bother closing the door because it's a beautiful day outside.


As I'm immersed into the stock ticker I hear some barking in the distance and then some pitter patter of my dog running down the stairs off the balcony. I look outside and the little guy is next to the fence nose to nose with this other dog and they are just wagging their fluffy tails as if they were trying to take flight using them as propellers. The neighbor then calls his dog inside and he trots away with my dog still trying to play through the fence.


Let's call him Gadget from now on to keep the confusion to a minimum while still protecting the innocent... And the guilty.


So I holler out "Gadget! Let's go! Inside!" Which usually has the little guy scurrying up the stairs as fast as he can right through the door and sliding across the wooden floor just inside.


No response.


In fact he's barking at something else and running towards it. I'm a little peeved that he didn't listen the first time, but now that I'm using a very firm voice and continuously barking commands at Gadget with no hesitation of persuing his new interest, I'm absolutely livid. By the time I get downstairs and into the front yard he's all the way across the street barking at an extremely fat and sweaty man who was apparently doing some sort of work at this house.


Now I'm past mad.


He's embarrassing me in front of the neighbors on top of endangering his life by running out in the street. And all this for some balder, more obese version of Tony Soprano with a horribly kept goatee?


Can I at least get an awkard meeting with a hot cougar out of all this commotion?


Keep in mind that this little fucker only weighs about 10 pounds.


Very non-threatening.


Finally he turns around and sees me in hot persuit yelling at him to come. His ears and tail immediately drop and he starts running away from me. He stops to look back a couple times to see me briskly walking after him but still keeping me at arm's reach.


He beats me inside and as I come in the door I tell him to come here again. He then scurries down the stairs inside the house. I catch a glimpse of his tail as he darts behind the E-Z chair just as I get to the bottom of the stairs. He is still ignoring my commands. I am literally shaking I'm so mad at this damn dog!


I finally get him out from behind the chair by leaning over and pushing him out from right and blocking his escape from the left.
Good thing I have long arms or the little fucker would have escaped this maneuver. Accepting his capture he finally gives up the chase.


Now if you're an officer of PETA you might have some choice words for me after reading what happens next. But then again... I don't care... He's my dog. 


I almost feel bad for the little guy now that I'm re-living the experience here through my keyboard. I remember back when I was a kid and I did some shit that I knew I was gonna get my ass beat for. Not just a normal ass-whoopin... But one where I could almost see the steam coming from my dad's ears as he approached while scolding me with the finger-shaking of his left hand along with the unbuckling and "Thwapp!" of his belt with one quick fluid motion from his right. I remember the last thought that went through my head as I desperately saught a way out of the inevitable ass-thrashing that was about to ensue.


Guilt! It's my only glimmer of hope!


So I cowered away nearly shaking from the fear that was rushing through my veins and looked directly up into my dad's eyes desperately trying to muster up some tears... Now this is the point where my father would say something like "This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you." And I'm like "Yeah fuckin right! Otherwise my Oscar award winning guilt trip I just performed for you live would have kept you from beating my ass!"


Anywho... Gadget attempted the same technique on me that I had used years before on my father while attempting to cover his backside from imminent danger. I halfway hesitated, and it almost worked. But I knew he needed an ass-whoopin so I gave him 3 quick, sharp smacks on his ass.


Then, I look down as he scurried away and sure enough, I'm not shitting you... A fucking turd about the size of grape had fallen out of his ass!!!


Outloud I say to myself, "I literally just beat the shit out of my dog! Who else can say they have done that before?"


I wasn't even mad anymore. In fact I LOL'd to myself and soon Gadget was over it too, licking my face and being just as playful as always. We can't stay mad at each other.


-Slo-mo

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  1. lol. u know, i feel SOO SOO BUT super BAD about beating the SHIT out of my dog today. he peed onthe couch for the 2nd time in 35 mins.... i washed the blanket i had, and 35 mins later he peed on it again. i got soo mad i beat his ass so hard he shit.... and i made him sleep outside in his cage. i feel bad now. its cold, and i think im gonna let him back in. he was shaking. :( oh well, lesson learned for both.

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  2. i hate dogs all dogs are unpredictable and dangerous the little ones are just as badly behaved but have less strength. my neighbours mental dog kille my kitten she was just 11 weeks old, i'm gonna kill that dog!

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    1. I hate them too

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    2. I hate you too

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    3. I hate all of you.

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    4. Dogs are behaved if you treat them properly. Take a dominant role over your dog and it wont disobey

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    5. too good that your fucking kitty died!!!!!!!!!! you kitty fucker

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    6. When they do something wrong like that I like to spank em so they make a little yelp. They can really piss me off at times. Now I usually have my son scold him because I get more and more pissed and the dog cowers away from me. I stay much less ticked.

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    7. I hate my fucking dog shes dumber than 50 boxes of rocks!!! I hate dogs period. Im about to give her away I cant stand her she shits all over the place and dont learn her lesson after I pop her ass about 50 times a day for the last 3 months as a puppy. Dogs are nasty shitttin pissin filths.or either mine just is dumb or does what it wants to do.

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    8. The poor thing has a dumb broad for an owner! If you hit your pup for shitting in your house a dog does not perceive that same message. Instead all it knows is that this bitch hit me for taking a shit! As a result, it will have accidents and even try to hide its accidents from you because she thinks its wrong. As the owner of a puppy you should be helping her, everything is new. Set rules where she should potty and PRAISE HER when she goes in the right place. Depending on her age you should take her outside or to her pee pad every 1-2 hrs, 3-4 when she gets older and then less and less. Dogs aren't dumb they just have to be shown what's right. Or you should give her to good owners.. Crate train your pup so it can hold its pee and poos. Also teach it to go pee on command

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  3. Yes yesterday thanksgiving day....my dog wouldnt be still as I cut his claws as I always do and i subdued him very aggressively t5o show him I mean business and this fucker jumps off my lap and runs I said come back repeatedly and he kept trying to walk away and ignore me...I understand the frustration completely....So i grab him bring him back and proceed to cut his claws and he kept resisting so i held his back paws together and kept clipping and he lets out a sharp yelp and i didnt even touch him and then pisses all over my new jeans...$175.....He jumps off finishes on the carpet...he got more than 3 hits...more like 10-12 I dont know what came over me cause he's so small but after i finished chasing him through the room beating his ass i had piss everywhere and a turd in my room....I bite my lower lip when I get mad and myteeth punctured my lower lip and i felt bad later thinking about his little eyes and face as i struck him...he looked so scared and his face was like ouch my god will u please stop....I don't condone hitting dogs however I do know they can bring out an angry violent nature in human beings especially when you know they know better....

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    1. Ugh it sucks. My great Dane ran out of my fence again after she knows I absolutely do not want her to go out! She's my baby and I love her but I'm sure she hates me because as she returned when I whistled she was covered in dead animal smelly shit. Anger erupted from somewhere deep inside me. Its an anger that I didn't even know exsisted. Instead of hitting her, I decided to relax and just yell. Lol. So I'm there outside yelling and crap and my dog Kira is already shaking. I haven't even hit her or anything. Then I resume bathing her and I get her all nice and clean and dry her and take her inside for a bit. I let her out side again.(I leave the gate open so she learns even when it's open she still doesn't have permission to leave). Well guess what? The bitch left again! Shit. Fuxking damn it! Ugh! So she returns with horse shit and more dead crap on her and I just. Help me sweet Jesus. I was fucking so pissed. I got that bitch and dragged her by her coller and bathed her again! Rubbing her and lathering her. She starts squirming. I hit her so she can stop. Not just a little tap but a damn WWE hit. (I have never ever hit her before) .she looks at me with a terrified look. A look as though I am a stranger that she has never met. Her legs begin to quiver. I start to cry out of guilt, then I rinse her and dry her and she runs away quickly. Usually after a bath we play with the towl and have fun. But not this time. This time he seemed to be running for her life:( ugh I felt soooo damn bad. I pet her and tried to make her love me again but all she did is flinch at my hand. Following this I run inside because I'm getting angry again that she hates me and I don't want to hit her again. So 2 hours later I come outside and she's happy again. We play we are having a good time. Then I start to spin around and she jumps on me. YAY! She is playful. So I'm running around with her, when she suddenly jumps and scratches me in the face with her big ass bear paw and omg. Jesus Christ father of Abraham. Lord Jesus help me. Oh god! I just couldn't stand it. It was like an engulfing fire ignited deep within my ravenous spirit. I wanted to kill and destroy every living thing that walked the planet earth. Kira observes my erupting volcano and begins to slowly back off. This part gets me so depressed.:( I chase her and jump her. I begin punching and punching and pulling and pinching. She is crying and barking out of agony. Tears are streaming down my face, but it seems as though my deepest regrets are the fuel to my fire. I lay on her and yelling all the while "STOP IT! STOP IT!" repeatedly! I am yelling this while punching her and banging her head against the cold ground. Finally I let go of my victim. My prey, a loyal animal who fiercely loved me but fell victim to rage that cages me inside it's iron clamps. Her eyes glistened with fear. Absolute horror stared back at me. Her body shivered and shakes with fear and pain. I jumped up sobbing and scratching my skin. Blood began to drip from the opening, as Kira rose from the ground. I absolutely could not beleive what I had just did. A playful scratch turned into a violent destructive beating. My heart is hurting and is in pain as I am writing this. My tears are streaming down. I feel like an evil monster.! I am sick and terrible. My dog is everything to me. I can't understand how I can hurt the only thing I love unconditionally. After Kira rose from the ground I immediately stepped towards her hoping to make amends. Almost simultaneously she jumped back and began to run away as fast as I have ever seen her run, into her dog house she went. I sat on my knees crying and crying. I dont know how in the world I can have so much anger in me. Anger is an evil, malicious, terrible disease thats spreads faster than a wildfire.

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    2. So? I beat the shit out of this stupid dog because it keep crapping in the house right after bringing her in... she does it on purpose.. oh and she chewed up my ac adapter for my laptop.. she chewed up my kids' shoes... she's chewed up 3 things of toilet paper.. oh and she jumped up on the table while I was turned away for a few minutes and ate my kids dinner (with her fucking dog food bowl RIGHT NEXT TO HER)... I beat the crap out of her.. she pissed all over the place.. and I don't care.. I may throw her in the river, and let her stupid ass fend for herself. This is why cats are better.

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    3. I actually think the opposite. I hate cats. My dis keep getting them and I end up having to kill them. My kids brought home a kitten and the lil fucker scratched me when I was being nice and holding it. I threw it as hard as I could across the room in reaction. Well, the lil fucker would run from me like crazy after that. When I did catch him he would bite and scratch.

      I waited until the wife took the kids out of town and made good use of my ka-bar. Since I now have live long scars from the lil shit, I decided to make him pay. I cut off his paws and used a blow torch to coterize the stumps. I had to wear heavy welders gloves for this because he was biting and scratching more than ever. This was revenge for the scratching. He could barely move after this. I used ammonia to keep him awake.

      I kne he was in shock at this point so I waited a day so he could let the adrenaline wear off and eel the pain. He did!!! The lil fucker screamed all night. The next morning was revenge time for the biting. I took needle nose pliers and would grab one tooth at a time and yank them out. If they did not come out, I used a hammer to break them at the gum. He screamed a lot less as he was now used to pain.

      I knew he was close to death now. He still had to pay. I used the pliers to pull his tongue out as far as I could and a pair of wire cutters to snip the bottom part ant clip it as far back as I could. I had to wake him up with ammonia after this. I then took my belt and whipped him as hard as I could. When he was closer to death, I took my ka-bar and skinned him while he was alive. I used table salt to rub into spots to make him weakly cry out to make sure he was still alive. At this point, I cut hum up like a chicken and threw the pars over the fence as my neighbors pit bull seemed to enjoy the morsels and would gobble them up.

      I told the wife and kids that he bolted out the door when I was waliking out and that I could not catch him. This tied in nicely with the fact that housed to run away from me after I threw him. I helped my kids make posters and even offered a reward. Needless to say, that was the end of Oscar the kitten. I bought my kids a puppy instead.

      I had to beat that lil fucker too as he would piss on the carpet but he was never stupid enough to bite me. That is why I like dogs better. They know their place and they know they deserve their beatings.

      I eventually killed him for disobedience as well but, as they say, that is a different story.

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    4. I hope you get ass-raped to death.

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    5. If I ever found you, I would do to you the same as you did to that cat, and I would smile all the while. :)

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    6. If I ever find you, I will pull out your eyes your tounge and cut your ears off and burn you with a blow torch. I fucking hate people. and just like the person above. I would be laughing the entire time.

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    7. Oh my god, that's horrific, ur some prick who can't do shit or fight men ur own size so u kill and torture lil kittens and puppies who have no defence. I'm using this as evidence against u. Trust me. Its not if you hear from me, its when. After ur fined, let's just say I have some people who are guna do the same to your wife and children then u

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    8. i let the dog fuck up 3 times. then i cut its head off.
      3 striks your out!

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    9. yea dont hit dogs.. but i have to agree they bring out violent nature in people. My lil pup smaller then a cat 7 pounds man he gets me sometimes and i felt so bad but i thought my dog had the potty thing down. for the longest i was thinking he could hold it for a good while but no.. he just pissed on my carpet and shit and i never noticed, till he pissed on my blanket, i let it slide thinking it was my fault.. oh no 20 mins later he pissed again on another blanket i smacked his ass 3-4 times n yep, a turd of an almonds bar is on my floor.

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  4. My sister had this little yappy long-haired Chihuahua and no one was home but me and I let the little POS out to do its business and it was in the back yard at least an hour cause I was hoping would somehow get under the fence and run away. Well, the little ugly POS comes back in and I look up and right there in the family room on the carpet, he's all hunkered up in the process of depositing a turd. I jumped up kicked the little f#&*@# like he was a football and I was going for a field goal. He went through the air and hit the wall with a THUMP, then hit the floor and laid their with his legs shaking and his whole body in a spasm. I had to do some quick thinking so I wrapped him in plastic, put the body in my backpack and went for a bike ride and put in the garbage in a huge apartment complex down the street. I came back, dug a little home under the fence and when the family got back, I told them I had just let him outside. Of course, he was never found and they all figured he'd crawled under the fence and ran off.

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    1. Your pathetic scum that needs to play on the freeway so the world can rid of you!!! You piece of shit cock sucker!!!!!!

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    2. that made me furious and cry you piece of shit you little fucker go die!

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    3. Lighten the fuck up bitch! It's just a dog for Christ's sake. It's not like he hurt a human. Dogs have to know their place and if they can't figure it out it's ok to kill them and get a new one. PETA animal fuckers like you need to be put into extermination camps and killed. Animals are NOT people!!! They are things to use as we see fit to use them. When we grow tired of them, we can do as we please. So go fuck your chimp, get AIDS and die...stupid cunt.

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    4. lets's just euthanize you because you can't be used the way society sees fit. You're pathetic to kill something so small that can't defend itself. I hope you contract aids and die slowly.

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    5. I second the opinion above me!

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    6. you dumbshit he was most likely still alive. thats what happens to dogs when you hit them too hard you stupidfuck. how about i kick you upside your head wrap your ass in plastic and burry you in china.

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    7. The person who said "i second the opinion above me " go eat a dick u illrrate dick riding glory hole . Ho

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    8. I'm the one who kicked the little POS Chihuahua up side the wall. If you think I care if I buried that little ugly POS alive, you're fucking delusional. I HOPE I buried it alive!

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  5. That's fucking hilarius. I have beat the fuck out my dumb ass dog on a few occassions.

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    1. Are there any occasions coming up where I could beat your DUMB ASS? I BET WE WOULD LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS I MEAN FUCKING HILARIOUS... I THINK I WOULD BEAT YOU GHETTO STYLE! DO WE HAVE A DATE?

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    2. Dear PETA faggot:

      We have a date. What's your address? Unless you are a little chicken shit loud mouth, post it here for all to see. Otherwise shut the fuck up pussy! I look forward to meeting you. Bring your PETA friends to join the party...we'll make it a massacre. Put up or shut up you animal fucking freak.

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    3. nigga shut the fuck up ill beat your ass too "on a few occassions." if you cant raise an animal and btw i do understand if people like you cant with your air filled head then dont get one at all asshole.

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    4. This fucking white cracker ass hipster drink starbucks sucking . Just said "nigga" i bet ur the whiteest nigga in your liltle ass william burg brooklyn apt. That you got from your fucking no shitvfat fuck land lord that molest you when you were 5. While he was fucking your mom doggie style . Point is dont say nigga when you not black . Or try to act like u are . Fucking give minorites a bad name if u are even one

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    5. This guy ^. what a joke.

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  6. i beat the fuck out of my dog for fun hearing that little fucker yelp makes me lmao sometimes i throw it down the stairs.

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    1. PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE CAN I THROW YOU DOWN THE STAIRS? I PROMISE YOU WILL ENJOY IT. SOUNDS TO ME YOUR A BAD ASS.,SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ARE YOU DOWN? COME ON PLEASE I WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE OR MAYBE YELP OR MAYBE SCREAM!!!LETS PLAY IM READY!!!¡

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    2. i loovee hitting my dog and hearing it in pain.

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    3. Yes you can throw me down the stairs. Since you made the invite, what's your address? I want to come over and play with you like I play with my dog. One less PETA animal fucker in the world to post chicken shit messages.

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    4. Can you beat me like that? I'd like to have my turn then. My boyfriend is so passive I want to beat him like a stupid miserable dog... I think I have aggression problems, lol.

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    5. Haha, i was walking my 8wk old puppy and he saw another dog and pulled on his lead so i pulled him back and picked him up, i waited till the woman was past and smacked his nose 6 times then put him down on the ground and got his lead and belted him for 15mins solid he yellped and then this woman came along and her dog barked at mine then she just did the same gave her dog a good belting but with her hands thou, everyone beats there dog for behaving bad!!!!

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  7. I always tell myself that I could never beat a animal. Ever since getting my first dog, I now understand those who do. I always feel such gilt after hitting my dog, and I am bought to furious tears. I always whack him on the butt several times. I always google others experience when loosing it with there dogs, and all you that you are horrible and that you don't know how to train a dog... These people must be in denial or oblivious to how bad there dogs are. They probably have piss all over the house and just clean it up and laugh about how silly there dog is, well I'm sorry I do not put up with my dogs behavior. I give him everything, he eats better then I do!! I take him outside every two hours, he sniffs around for 20min and won't go. I watch him like a hawk then take him out again, he doesn't go... Wtf. The worst part is that every single time be either runs inside jumps on the bed, couch, or even me and pisses on me... Yea disgusting. I don't know what to do!!! The worst part is that he knows it's wrong, be because right when be does it be has that oopps. Uh oh look. My dog is an asshole.

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  8. i absolutely LOVE animals....... and when i here of people doing those thing just make me cry and cry and cry........i would never hit my dog....not just my dog any dog no animal.... i will never hurt an animal.. if i had to chose from hurting an animal or robbing a bank i would choose.....robbind a fucking bank... and out of all of the comments i really fucking HATE the 1 about kicking the dog like a fucking football i mean who in right mind does that.

    well my dog shit every were....i clean it up, yell at him,matbe..a little smack on the ass...THATS IT.... other than that i would never hurt an animal....GOSH....and the people that do they are soooo fucking MENTAL i mean really if you hit a animal wat the fuk u thinkin....SHIT....>:-( ....u gotta be a dumb ass bitch to hit a fucking dog that just make me sick........ang its breaking the law...animals have rights too.......SHIT......>:-(

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    1. Did you even read what you just said? This is exactly what is wrong with the world today. PETA animal butt fuckers like you would go in and shoot other human beings in a bank robbery before you would think of hitting your cock rag of an animal. Stupid fuck. That is why we need to fight this war with PETA like a real war. We need to hunt doggie cock suckers like you down and exterminate them. Let's reopen Auschwitz and give folks like you a shower and a warm place in the ovens. Your philosophy makes you a dangerous sub-human and we should deal with you as such.

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    2. Thats because you're a fucking moron. I'd break a dogs neck right in front of you to toughen your sorry ass up.

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    3. This is the worst fucking blog I have ever seen. you're so fucking stupid that you seriously considered beating dogs as a good topic. you are beyond pathetic. you probably beat dogs because your dad beat and raped you as a child. and I honestly dont even feel sorry for you, you deserved it. Karma I'd a huge cunt, and I hope you get put in jail for beating dogs and then they gang rape you and stab you. I have never hated someone so much in my entire life.

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  9. You yell at it a little, and smack it on the ass? THATS IT!? You are just as guilty.

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  10. ok the one about the football was a little extreme if it's even true. A swat on the ass if enough although i can lose it with my dog....ugh!. but I know when not to cross the line. she chews up everything!! >:( she chewed up my eye glasses the one time. I wanted to kill the little fucker. I vowed i would kill her slowly but I just try not to think about it....those glasses weren't cheap you little fuck! 500 fucking dollars? there goes you vet visit and annual vaccines. don't get sick! i love you

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  11. In response to pri-pri. I agree that it isn't right to hit animals but animals don't have rights. That just made u sound ignorant.

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    1. Someone with sense. Omfg celebration.

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  12. hahaha I love the kicking it like foot-ball! All dogs are annoying...i don't know why you people put up with dogs! Why don't you people get a rabbit or something that shuts up! I mean dogs just waste your money and if you care about your house...it destorys everything you have!

    you people should value your family and your own human children not stupid dogs that only live 14/15 years...dogs are a waste...i would love to kick a dog! and if get a chance i would do it soo hard!

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    1. I would love to kick you like a football! You are just miserable because you have no companions animal or human. You probably sit and wack off your micro mini size pecker all day long! What a loser you are! Dogs are wonderful unlike you fucking idiot!

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    2. get a life anon, just posting messages to everything, you are so pathetic....yet you have to guts to tell others they need a life LMAO

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    3. AND YOU ARE WHO? EXACTLY NOBODY SO STFU I HATE ANONS

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    4. You're all ignorant fucks.

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  13. To the genius whos kitten was killed by the dog. the fuck were you doing letting your 11 week old kitten running around playing with dogs

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  14. I beat my dog today too. Well I slapped him around and kept shouting at him and stuck him in the cage. He quickly slipped out the door while I was throwing out some peices of hardwood since I was doing house work. He then chased a couple down the street with a dog. He didn't stop when I yelled at him and tried to catch him. He continued to run for a biker who was biking past him until the biker left. My neighbour came outside to help me with the dog and he spent 10 minutes trying to get the dog to come to him with treats which obviously didn't work cause everytime he would reach to grab for the mutt he would dodge it. He's small and really fucking quick. So afterwards I went back inside and said bye. He didn't come back in. Another biker came by and I was getting pissed as shit cause he chased him UP THE STREET. Then a car passed by and he chased the car. Then my mother came outside and tried to get him to come by cheese which of course worked. I beat his ass and put him in his cage. You'd think this was his first, but this is the 5th time he fuckin did this.

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  15. My neighbor got this feakin' rescue pit bull. I hate all dogs, but I REALLY hate pit bulls and I hate rescue dogs. Anyways, my parents agreed to look after this big ugly brown turd and the neighbors had said that if you took him in the truck somewhere that he wouldn't get out until you brought him back home because his last owners had took him off and dumped his ugly ass on the highway.

    The ugly bastard had a real shitty disposition and the first night that the neighbors were gone, he barked his fool head off, so the next afternoon, my brother and I didn't want to walk him because he had to be muzzled and harnessed because he was such a mean fucker, and we got him in the back of the truck and went to this old abandoned air field. He didn't want to get out, but we finally got him out and drove off and he ran after the truck like crazy. We'd stop like we were going to pick him up and he'd come running up to the truck whimpering like a little girl and when he got right at the truck door, we'd take off again and he'd run after us again. We ran that turd until he literally couldn't get up off the ground and it took both of us to pick up that big turd and throw him the back of the truck. That night, he didn't bark. Every afternoon after that, we would physically throw him in the truck and tie him to keep him from jumping out and we were back to the old air field. Here's the best part. A dumbass friend of ours is just 15 and he wanted to practice driving and so we were running the shit bull and when we stopped, instead of coming up toward the door, he ran in front of the truck and when the guy floored it, he ran over that ugly turd. We told the neighbors that he pulled away from us and ran out into traffic and got hit by a car.

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    1. Let someone run over you...,..how does that sound? I think your the turd.....with turd breathe! You feel real good right because your so ignorant! Go do something positive with your self! You will pay deeply one day for what you have done! But I know you don't give a shit right? That's to bad because you do give a shit....shit breathe! Adios asshole enjoy your pathetic self..,loser party of 1!!!!!!

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    2. I am laughing so hard I think I just shit myself! The icing on the cake is the last response. Not only did you rid the world of a stupid and dangerous pit bull, you also pissed off a PETA doggie butt fucker in the process. Great post! Thanks

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  16. All these stories make me want to go beat my dogs ass! Hold on a sec..........................................................................ok, I'm back. Man he didn't see it coming! Dumb ass dog, his face just makes me want to beat him. He really didn't do anything, but i did enjoy his crying. It's music to my ears.

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    1. IF I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS WILL YOU WHINE? THAT WOULD BE MUSIC TO MY EARS! YOUR A BAD ASS LET'S DO THIS!!

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    2. YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IM FINDING WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SHITHOLE I CANT BELIEVE YOU PIECE OF UGLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU ABUSER!

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    3. To the two replies above: I read your posts and am going out to the shelter to rescue two dogs. One for each of you. I am taking them out to the desert for some target practice...just to piss you off. Care to post more comments? There are a lot of dogs and a lot of shelters in Phoenix. .22 ammo is cheap and I don't try for the kill shots. Your posts are costing two dogs a slow and painful death. Keep your PETA mouths shut or prepare for a lot of doggie and kitty blood on your hands :-)

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  17. HAHA. All these comments about beating their dogs... man... my gf has a malti-poo piece of shit dog and it has no purpose whatsoever. I hate this dog with a passion. Trust me, if I had my ways, I'd feed it 70% cacao chocolate or something.

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    1. I'm sure if your girlfriend had her way she would feed you arsenic! HA HA LMAO HA HA LMAO BIATCH!

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  18. LMAO I beat my corgi when it KNOWS its wrong. That's whats wrong with people today, "ohhh you should never hit your dog it has feelings" bullshit! LOL they always refer to "in the pack, they must assert dominance" yeah in the pack they get their ass beat super hard! They're used to it! The fucker we have always does stuff now when it knows we've been nice to it..It learned quick when it got a "Slap my bitch up" treatement! LOL!

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  19. Seriously, and LMAO at the football one! A owner who treats their dog like gold is SUBMITTING to the damn thing! I'm not talking about constant abuse but damn that's wrong with the time outs and spare the rod bullshit approach to kids. That's why kids these days are all fucked up and have NO boundaries. Same with dogs. I mean WTF would a dog know about a time out!

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  20. Dogs get their ass beat to learn the law of the land:

    example below!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NsKgynjgT0

    and that dog will never touch a chicken again

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  21. Thanks for the link to that puppy getting the shit beat out of it by the rooster. The only thing I hate worse than I hate freakin' dogs is ^($!&%#@ puppies! The way they waddle around on those short little legs like they're so cute and everybody loves them just makes me want to kick the shit out of them and hear them yelp!

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  22. i have a 5month rottweiler x gsd puppy.she is very cute and intelligent.well i hate beating the poor thing but believe it or not its something dominant dog owners cant resist! I bought the dog for security purpose and was housebroken withing a week,so everything is going well with the dog. But one thing i forgot was that every puppy is a DESTROYER. It chews everything at reach.It bites my shoes, my expensive rugs,and scatter things at will.the worse is when i beat her without caughting her in the act,she isnt aware of why am beating her. Its a pure lie and fallacy! This little thing also have brains and feelings.yesterday it pee on my expensive rugs and i dragged her to that spot and make her smells the scent and proceded to make it walk with her foot and beat the hell out of her.moments later she crawled under my foot and she was like :that whipping is really hard on me please forgive me.and i lgave it a mild kiss on the forehead and said i love you more than you ever thinks. Beating a dog is never a crime if you have a genuine reason.these things could be annoying for some times and its a matter of time before they become perfect at some limits.

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    2. thank you! i am the same way with my american bull dog!

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  23. SO TRUE!i wanna beat the dogs and their owners when i see those pussies walking around with their spoilt as fuck dogs. I mean these douchebags let their dogs do whatever they want. They all need an ass beating to get the point across.

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  24. At least you didnt pull a KO like this dude...http://bit.ly/5gzbB

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  25. I get frustrated while trying to teach my great dane obedience commands. The other day he wouldn't get over to my lefthand side so I got pissed and tried to drag him there. Well he is big and it didn't work so I got more pissed and hit him a few times. He got scared and I got even more pissed (more at myself by this point) so I called it quits and yelled at him to get in his crate. He just ripped his 60 dollar orthopedic bed to shreds the other day though so the crate is uncomfortable and he went to go lay on the rug instead. This made me livid. I screamed at him to get in his crate. He got up and sat beside it instead. At this point I grabbed his leather leash, folded it in half and whipped his ass with it a few times. He still refused. I had to get his pinch collar and put it on him and jerk the shit out of him to get him in there. This was all really weird too because he usually goes in there on his own even when I don't tell him to so I was extra pissed and frustrated that he refused to listen. He then laid down in there and shook. I felt bad, but what's done is done and he had listened and behaved much better ever since. He is 6 months old btw... I think he needed a whipping for being stubborn.

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    1. i can understand everything but the part where you hit him because your training wasnt working..? you dont beat a dog because hes not listening to you while your trying to train him DUH!!!!! it takes time you fool

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  26. have you seen those fat bitches who let their dogs sleep in their beds? Clearly they cannot get a man or other human being to give them affection. I mean dogs shit and dont wipe their assholes, laying in your sheets WTF! I would kick the shit out of my dog if it layed in my bed.

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    1. Paul,

      Those fat PETA bitches do more then sleep with them. If you look in their rooms, they have ajar of peanut butter on the night stand. The reason why is sick. PETA is secretly an animal sex club much like NAMBLA or the Catholic Priesthood. Ingrid Newkirk, founder of PETA, is one of these fat bitches. Since no man will stick his cock in her puss and urine filled pussy, she has taught others how to slather peanut butter on their cunts so the dogs will lap it up. It's the only way they can get laid. Hell, we are talking about animals who will eat their own shit! That is why PETA and animal lovers are so passionate about their cause...they get off with their pets. Sick but true.

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  27. I know the feeling. When my maltese was apuppy, she bit me and I beat the shit out of her. She pooped all over my carpet! That made me more mad and I hit her harder and more poo came out. She managed to get poo all over her self as I beat her and yelled to stop. I shoved a piece of her poo down her mouth and threw her in the shower as I cleaned up the mess. That was the 1st and last time I ever beat my dog. I'm too afraid to beat her outside as someone might see me and I don't want to get poo on my carpet anymore. I guess I learned a lesson. Never the less my dog never bit me again.

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    1. thats right...she never bit you again..

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  28. My dog is a bitch!! I'm just reading your posts and I feel less bad for whooping her ass just now. Bitch has every motherfucking thing a dog could dream of. She eats on time and quality, I cut my sleep to take her out, I try... really try to not whoop her ass and just make uncomfortable sounds or yell when she fucks up. She's layed back and stubborn, plays when I turn my back and fucks around with my cables and stuff. I'm cool with that as long as she doesn't pees/poops in my apartment.
    Well tonight I had a document to hand over so I was working on it, a friend that she knows was around and helped me with the doggone dog walk thing. He said she peed and pooped so I'm like I'm cool for the night. Like I said bitch is layed back and like messing with cables, so she has that spot behind the fridge where she hangs out a lot. I try getting her off there and giving her some treats so she takes her attention off the spot and focuses on the treats. She throws takes em off her plate and throws on the floor, she knows I'll say no if she touches them again so she makes eyes contact. I look at her n I don't say anything she tries having it the I say "No!". Now she's like "I knew you'd say no you mean motherfucker I'll do U right now". Trying to get back to the behind the mf fridge spot so I pull her out and I use a chair near the fridge to close the space so she can't; that's when bitch starts walking away and urinating on my floor. Well I said walking away while urinating I didn't say stopped and urinated. I know she can keep for more than 12hrs without peeing on my floor till I take her our. Peeing after 2hrs? while walking away? Bitch dropped that stinky liquid on over 2meters showing me her butt like "take this mother fucker".
    Man I was like "U should change that tune to Dogfucker cuz I'm about to fuck u up!!!"
    Can't count the hits, she tried biting back and I was so mad I slapped the opened mouth - lucky I didn't get hurt - then she understood that human motherfucker was mad as hell. Tried to flee I got her and whooped her ass. then got her on leash and took her out to the normal pee spot, she didn't and I slapped her again. Took her to the poop spot and said "hurry up before I fuck u up!!".. U should have seen her trying hard on stress to poop nothing. She's now sleeping and I'm typing this...

    One thing I know for sure is she did it on purpose and she knows so well I won't be happy about that. Well she got what she asked for and to all those who say we shouldn't beat dogs well good luck with smells and attitude I don't do with that.

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    1. Dude, glad you brought that up. Some dogs just need a physical way of being taught no means no. We had a 4 year old dog,some mixed mutt and we took it to obedience classes and everything. After a few months its started acting up, jumping up at counters and grabbin food and things like that. I told him no and he just started growling and yipping at me. We did all the positive reinforcement crap and it wasnt doing much. One night I had to get dinner for myself so I put together whatever I had left in the fridge and turned on the TV as I come back the shit is jumping up trying to get the food. I say no in a commanding voice, it barks and snaps and goes back to doing it. It grabs the plate and pulls it down. I was so angry at the damn thing that I put my hands around its neck and started choking it. At first it tried to bite me and act tough but I was in such a rage that I kept goin, its eyes started bulging when it knew i meant business and I kept going till it was scared and good. I released and put it in its crate and cleaned up the mess. When it was time for its dinner it made an appearance, but guess what, no food was in there. He was me watching and he whined and went back into his crate, the fucker.

      I put a few pieces of kibble into his bowl and put it on the floor. He comes out and he now waits for me to let him eat. Lesson learned.

      Looking back I feel bad, but sometimes its the only way.

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  29. You are all fucking sick, horrible, twisted people.

    I don't care if these comments are real or made up. It's wrong either way, and you deserve to get ass-raped with a fucking chainsaw.

    I hope you all get what's coming to you.

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    1. shut up you peta fag

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    2. People are getting
      stoned to death, burned alive, murdered
      and raped in front of their
      familes...and it's not our problem. But
      everyone gets all pissed because of
      this. Who cares. Like there aren't
      enough dogs in the world.

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    3. I am just glad you are so offended. Just to make a point, I am going to the shelter and adopting a pit bull. I am taking her to the desert and I an going to kill her...slowly. Think next time you shoot your fool mouth off. You may feel better but some animal is going to pay.

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    4. I am the same guy who posted on June 30th. I followed through with my promise. They did not have a pit bull so I used a Rottweiler mix. God damn did he suffer! He did over 3 hour "session" with my buddy and I. It was so messy that when he was found, well parts of him hanging in the trees any way, it hit the news and rewards were offered for information leading to my arrest. I shot a load in my pants when I saw all of the PETA motherfuckers crying on the tv screen. "How could anyone be so cruel to an inocent animal!". Answer: because one of their own (the poster from January 31, 2012) went and done pissed me off with his fucking mouth. I dare yo to say more!!!

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    5. LOL at the idiots here.... And to the ultimate idiot above me... 'Swearing' and 'mouthing off' according to you are the biggest fucking crimes in the world aren't they. Well asshole take a good long look at what YOU'RE doing to these animals... GO PETA!!

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  30. You are all sick in the head! if you don't want a dog then don't have one, simple as that! It has nothing to do with PETA or any other organization, it's called common sense and oviously the majority of these people do not have any! How could any of you think it's okay to hurt an innocent life. Animals like children DO NOT ask to be born! i'm sure someone is going to come back with a stupid remark calling me names like if we where still in highschool...yeah yeah whatever! I would love to LMAO when someone is beating or raping your stupid asses...you think that's funny! All of you idiots must be lonely pathetic souls that have to pick on helpless animals.

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    1. Make that two dogs I need to get at the shelter. BTW, it has everything to do with the war on PETA. Those faggots must be exterminated. The day will come when normal people rise up and hunt liberal faggots like you down and kill them. I just hope I am the one who gets to snuff the life out of you and your family. See ya soon

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    2. Again, I am the same poster from June 30th. (see posts above). We got a lab mix at the same time we got the Rottweiler. They died together and their intestines, skins, and body parts were hung from the same trees in response to the liberal PETA posts above. I wish I could post photos so you know that I am not just talking. I hate PETA and all who support them. I WILL not tollerate their comments on this board. Animals will pay the price for their arrogance.

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    3. Dogs aren't "innocent," they're vile, filthy, manmade creatures that did not evolve naturally. Dogs are the only animals on earth that will come upon a herd of animals or flock of fowl and chase down and kill every one they can just for the fun of it. They enjoy hearing those animals scream in pain as they are literally ripped limb-from-limb. Wolves and other animals kill only for food.

      Additionally, dogs are the filthiest animals on earth. They are the only animals except tumbleturds (which are insects) and pigs that will eat human excrement and even pigs won't eat it unless they're starving. But dogs lick up human shit like it's chocolate ice cream! Such filthy disgusting animals have no place in this world and everyone that is killed, the better!

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    4. I bet any one of you who has said something god awful here wouldn't be so hard if they were beaten, burned, cut, no clothes, and a gun to your temple. Bet.

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  31. ALL OF YOU ANIMAL ABUSERS GET A LIFE!!!!!!!! DO YOU ALL THINK THAT YOU ARE SO BAD ASS BECAUSE YOU HURT A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL...WOW YOUR COOL(IDIOT)I BET YOUR PUSSY ASSES WOULD RUN SCREAMING IF SOMEONE TRIED TO BEAT YOU! AND "PAULS" COMMENT ABOUT FAT GIRLS AND THEIR DOGS...YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GIRL SKINNY OR FAT..JUST THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!!!KARMA BITHCES....KARMA IS COMING!!!

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    1. learn how to spell peta fag

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    2. LMAO awww you must be a fat girl who cuddles their dog at night since no guy would touch you! LOL

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    3. Great comeback.....lmao your so original yeah yeah so funny fat jokes........whatever lonely Moron!!!!

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    4. .......So you admit it? Your a fat chick? LMAO! Sorry not defending ppl but I HATE fat chicks..

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    5. "Reina" your an idiot 1st of all "sorry not defending people" I think you mean "sorry not offending people" Get your story straight before you start talking out of your ass. Your probably only in 6th grade that's why you make juvenile comments! LMAO AT YOUR DUMB ASS! sorry I hate dumb asses!!!!!!

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    6. lol ok "anonymous (fat chick)" if you could read properly you would know that I wasn't defending anyones actions, I was just saying you're fat and bitter. That is all! Take care tubby ass!

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    7. You're the people that will bring the downfall of the country with severe ignorance. we should put you all in concentration camps and treat you like dogs. I'll be Hitler.

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  32. Hey Some dogs deserve to be choked because their animals, if it was some broad on the street you could give two fucks, just a bunch of bandwagoning pussies finding something to cry about…Its an animal STFU!!!!

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  33. I am very sorry you feel this way. I do give a shit about humans even after your nasty comment I would help you if you needed it. I defend animals because I like them pure and simple. I have no need to choke anything. Animals unlike us don't ask for much, but whatever you don't care I know. I'm sure your going to call me names but I don't care! You are you and I am me! Btw I'm not "bandwagoning" I really do give a shit human or animal!!!!!!! Give a dog a chance you wont regret it!

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    1. I read your post and it really affected me. I became so pissed that I just beat and choked my dog to death. When I see you PETA assholes equating human life with that of a stinking animal, I just loose control and some animal somewhere has to pay. So just keep it up you stupid cunt. I can adopt as many free pets from Craigslist as you can post animal rights posts.

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    2. Animals don't ask for much? I fed my dog, took it out 6 times today, played fetch, walked it. It then had the audacity to sit there and grumble and bug me to go out... Some dogs just have unrealistic expectations and you need to show them when to shut the fuck up and obey..

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    3. Why do you view animals as humans? They don't even have the brain capacity to see in some colors. why do you think they'd be smart enough to know things automatically like children or people. they were bred to be taken care of by humans. we domesticated them you dumb fucks. they helped the survival of the human race. you might not be here today if our ancestors had treated dogs the way you do. dogs aren't humans, their brains aren't designed like ours. how do you expect something to be so cognizant that was never bred that way, ever. let me repeat, they aren't as smart as humans. end of story. you can't expect something to act smart enough when they don't even have that ability. does that mean we should just beat mentally disabled people? No. it's just like the equivalent of beating old people or the mentally disabled.

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  34. That's a good point. People are getting
    stoned to death, burned alive, murdered
    and raped in front of their
    familes...and it's not our problem. But
    everyone gets all pissed because of
    this. Who cares. Like there aren't
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  35. ive noticed animal abusers are as it is said ANIMAL abusers, go take on a person you scumrags.

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    1. You have no idea what you just typed, did you, cumrag?

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    2. lmao... everyone need an ass whooping sometimes, even animal, and actions speaks louder than words... when a father whoop his child it's because he wants him to know and remember never to do what he did, so is when i did whoop my dog's fat behind...it works we cool and he sure knows what to do, whats tolerable and whats not.

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    3. A father whoops his son to teach him a lesson. A fucking pussy ass faggot beats his dog to teach him a lesson. he has to beat something helpless to make himself feel like a man. how pathetic.

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  36. Dog freaks who follow dogs around and watch them shit (i.e., "walk" their dogs) suffer from a condition called coprophilia. Unless you have a huge piece of land and keep your dog outside, then you're exposed to dog shit and no normal person is attracted to shit -- only those suffering from coprophilia.

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  37. I = bad person... This past year I got a 70 pound pitbull for my 17 birthday and I absoultly ADORE him, and him me. In the morning before I take him out or anything he runs with me around the house with the biggest grin on his face like "I'm so happy to see you Mom!" :D, one of the top 10 ways to start your day off right. well this morning as I was opening the door to take him out before my classes started. he walked up to me and pissed on my leg, door wide open for him, me just standing there, and him still grinning...

    I went crazy. ...
    straight up demented. berserk. deranged. two cans short of a six pack. lunatic-mad. gone.

    I had my pitbull against the wall 3ft off the ground with my hands around his neck (who on any normal day I would have no chance in hell of picking up). I think I said "holly shit" at the same time he did. He was still grinning as I watch his tounge turn blue. I shouted for myself to stop when he started really struggling I pulled my self back and fell backwards and he fell on his side then got up and ran down the hallway. I was up before he had taken three steps. I grabbed his collar with one hand and his leash with the other and whipped him, it must have been someting over 20 times.

    I don't know how I am still able to type, every time I hit him I kept thinking this is going to be the time he tears my arm off.. if he had I wouldn't blame him. I didn't go to class today.. this whole thing has me shaken to my core. Its scary for me now to know that there is part of me that is cabable of anything.

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  38. To sorrow: Why are you upset? The freaking dog pissed on your leg and in doing that, he was showing his contempt for you and letting you know who was boss. If you hand't beat his ass, he would have done the same thing again and worse. Get over it. If you're going to get all upset every time you have to discipline your dog, you shouldn't have a dog. BTW: If I were you, I'd be very suspicious that my parents that my parents were trying to get rid of me. What normal parent gives a 17-year-old a pit bull?!

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  39. I choked my 2 year old lab once for barking too much..It passed out and put it in its crate. Problem solved and he woke up a few hours all happy!

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  40. I fuck up my stupid 11 month old border collie on a daily/nightly basis. I make sure to give it a good hour long beating every 24 hours. First I start by clenching his mouth shut so that he can't get too loud as I'm biting the shit out of his ear and head. I hold him in this position, with a full forced clench from my teeth, sorta like a lock jaw on him, as he screams through his mouth which begins to bleed from the pressure I have on it (usually from his gums and tongue as they are clamped so tightly, they bleed out). Then I choke the hell outta him and as I'm choking him, I lift him up by his throat and just before his eyes start to fade and roll, I drop him to the ground where I begin the kicking drill. This consists of me kicking full force to his ribs, face, legs, and buttocks. As he tries to escape, I grab him by his skin on his back, lift him, and throw him against the wall. This then initiates the punching round. I punch full force and fury to his legs and thighs but only swift jabs to the face as I don't wanna kill the lil bastard, just make him miserable and aware that I'm the alpha male in the house. After all this, I grab some baseballs of his and throw them as hard as I can at him. After a few pelts, I then grab his face and smash it down into the cement with either my foot or my hand, which I follow by pounding his face into the same cement spot. I also give him a good uppercut or 2 to the head which seems to daze him for a minute or 2 (pretty funny stuff when he's dazed). The last move I usually give him, I lift him above my head as he's already semi-conscious, and throw him against the wall. After all this, I reward him with a treat and a warm bed.

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    1. That made me so hot.

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    2. Yeah this sounds really sexual. Are you wearing a condom while you are doing this?

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    3. dont worry reported you, didnt you know peta can track you down with your computer id address? silly idiot. oh well, at least someone will get this dog and treat it out it deserves unlike you being a mentally disturbed bastard:).

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    4. God damn, are you really that stupid? So what if you report us. It's called free speech bitch...just cause you don't like what you read does not mean the government will automatically come silence us. Jesus Christ I hate stupid people who think they understand the law! Posts here are obviously not completely factual and no judge in his right mind would issue a warrant on thIs puffery. If you are talking about turning me into PETA, please do! I live in Arizona and guns are a way of life here. I do concealed carry and have a Saiga 12 to protect myself with. I would consider it an HONOR to kill some PETA douche bag who gets in my face...so please...I am begging you to report me.

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    5. I agree with the post of July 20th. In response to the threat of terrorist action by PETA by the poster on July 16th, I am going out and "adopting two rescues, a dog and a cat, they will die in the same manner as the dogs I have killed in the posts above. I hope the PETA terrorist above feels better as two animals will now pay with their lives. BTW, I own several guns of my own as well. I hope PETA does send a visitor. I will respond in the same manner as I would with any other terrorist organization.

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  41. THANKS FOR POST- SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW I DEAL WITH MY DOG.

    HONEST! I LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANY HUMAN
    HE IS MY BRO, HE IS MY BOY, HE IS MY SPIRIT

    So , the few times I have had to get rough with him I felt really bad. REALLY BAD. And I have been using all sorts of training techniques.

    He really is a good dog, social, gentle, nice, always willing to be a good boy.

    Sometimes though, sometimes he just gets it in his head and is a total jerk. He gets really disrespectful and wants to do his own thing, stupid shit as it may be like eating flowers when I am carrying 50-100 lbs for 10-20 blocks.

    Anyways, today I let him get away with bad behavior and tried the "positive" methods of playing with him instead, letting him do what he wants , distracting him and then making him listen... but oh no.

    we got to the door and he just turned around and said FUCK YOU I dont have to listen to SHIT you say to me.. Well, he is stupid because his ass was still on the leash.....

    lets just say he wont be disrespecting me anytime soon. In fact, after today his behavior has changed a little... he actually moves when I approach.

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  42. I prefer my dog to sleep with me..I'm 22, 5'4", 115 lbs, and have a fiance that also sleeps with me at night. I don't care, she's my baby. I will wait to have kids cuz dogs are less of a hassle!! Kids are the little assholes that should get beat...NOT DOGS! Kids suck. They don't listen, they scream, cry, are annoying, and get into every little thing possible that makes a mess. My dogs just follow me around and live to chase a ball I throw. Dogs: 1. Kids: 0. Kill children!

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    1. Also, kids are picky fuckin eaters. Dogs? Will happily eat their dog food every time, no complaints. Kids are cranky if they don't get enough sleep and wake you up early. My dogs are patient and sleep all day with me, or get up early only if I do. They do what I do. They are complete replicas of me. My shadows. I have trained them well. They are 4 and 6 yrs old. Wouldn't trade them for snotty little stupid kids. Kids take YEARS to train. You have to find a sitter if you want to go to the bar, etc... dogs learn much quicker and are pretty self sufficient when it comes to leaving them alone for a night.

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    2. Oh come on, you cant compare God's divine gift with a common dog...

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    3. She's your baby? Come on whore, we all know what you meant. You let your dog eat you out while you blow your husband. Fucking skank. you are worse than the people who beat their dogs.. yeah I know just the thought of that made you all wet... hurry go fuck your dog and husband before you reply to me.. I CAN WAIT.

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  43. Last night I beat the fkin shit out of my dog (Liturally speaking, no shit came out) because he always pisses on the beds to show hes the boss and now all the pillows, sheets and matresses smell like piss, its like your sleeping in piss and that sucks. last time i let him getaway with it, this time i beat his ass so hard he has a little bruise and probably more blue spots, at one point while we were fighting, he fucking bit my hand and my finger real hard and it started bleeding, that made me even more pissed, i had to fucking hit him harder and teach him a lesson to never bite me again, when i put my hand for him to bite he did not dare anymore... yes i know it sucks to beat up an animal but you gotta do it so he learnes his lesson, thats just the way it goes no merci... dogs dont feel any merci for their deeds and their way smarter than we think they..

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    1. Just a tip for next time...use a length of cut hose. Swing HARD. If he bites you again, kill him. It's just a dog.

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    2. The only people who sleep with dogs are those into bestiality and even those freaks wouldn't let their dog lovers piss on the bed!

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  44. I killed my dog today. I choked it until it spat out blood and then I set it on fire. Only bc it peed on my laptop. I feel bad, I am going to set myself on fire for this now and write in my suicide note - thank you PETA this is what I deserve. Goodbye blog

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    1. Funny shit. If your dog really did piss on your laptop, you did the right thing

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  45. I smack my dogs whenever they shit or piss in the house which tends to happen a lot for some god forsaken reason. It's the one thing that makes me uncontrollably mad, and when I get to that point my blood starts boiling, I start biting my lower lips and yelling.

    The whole give them positive reinforcement is absolutely retarded. It doesn't work.

    Today I lost it because he peed in the house, my dog started growling and snapping at me, I scared him so bad he was shaking and pissed on the floor. After reading everyone's posts on here I don't feel quite as bad, I think dogs deserve to get an ass beating, just like back in the day when spankings with a belt were the norm and kids weren't such little shit heads back then.

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    1. Yep, got that right. I have a dog I beat the shit out of every time he pisses. Now he shakes and pisses whenever I get close to him so I put him in a kennel in the back yard and use him as a way to get my frustrations out. I am a claims adjuster and people yell at me all day. I feel a lot better after going out back and venting on Lucky. It makes me feel good when I see the look of terror in his eyes and he starts shaking uncontrollably. Little shit still can't control himself when he sees me he pisses and shits uncontrolibly. That gives me all the justification I need to beat the fucking shit out of him. I think he may die soon so does anyone know of a breed that can take a beating really well. I was thinking pit bull so the bones don't breaks so easily. Thoughts?

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  46. My 11 months dog just peed on my bed for the third time today and starts barking.....FUCKKKK that it's the couch tonight and a good whooping for you....#typing from the couch...

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  47. I can top all of you! My 3 year old dog pissed on my carpet for the last time. I tried all of the PETA recommended bull shit where you crate them and praise them and it only worked a little. When I told my dad, he just laughed at me. He said that dogs pissing on the carpet when I would tell him "no" was a sign of disrespect. Dogs have the same pack mentality as wolves. My dog was expressing his dominance over me by disregarding my orders. He was literally pissing on my authority as Alpha. He told me that when a pack member challenges an Alpha in the wild, it was beaten or killed. That is how dog mentality works. Watch any documentary on wolves and you will see that this is true. He told me to wait until the next time this happens and then to beat the dog so hard that it may die. Sure enough, the next week, the dog started pissing on the carpet and when I said no, he just looked at me and kept going. I was prepared with a piece of hose (metal nozzle still attached) and swung it straight at the side of his muzzle like Babe Ruth swinging for a home run. I heard a yelp and his tail immediately goes between his legs. Just so he knows what I am talking about, I shove his nose into his puddle of piss and start swinging the hose as hard as I can. I was hitting him so hard that it sounded like I was thumping a watermelon. The dog was screaming. When I lost control of the hose, I laid into him with my fists an feet. I broke some of the little fuckers ribs and teeth. I then picked him up over my head an threw his worthless wanna be Alpha ass onto a boulder outside.

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    1. That there is some funny shit! Did it work?

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    2. Here are some other fun things to do...not that I have ever done them, wink wink. If you have a neighbor cat or dog bothering you and you can catch them, duct tape their mouth shut and shove them in a potato bag. Tie the bag off and hang it from a tree. Having an animal in a bag like this can make for hours of fun. Start out by taking a PVC pipe (the thick kind) and beating the fucking shit out of the animal. Make sure no to use anything too solid or the animal will die too quickly and the PETA people win. No you want that animal to suffer for having an organization like PETA protect it.

      After swinging practice, use the bag to practice punches and kicks. Because the snout is taped, all you will hear are muffled yelps and cries...fucking hilarious!!!

      After you pick yourself up off the ground just thinking about how pissed off all of those PETA bitches would be, duct tape a sewing needle to the end of the PVC pipe. You need to adjust the length so it's not so long that vital organs are punctured and the animal dies too quickly (ask me how I know ). Poke away. For some reason, this will get the loudest and best response. Funny as hell.

      Other things you can do are soak the bag in water (so it does not ignite) and hang it over a camp fire. You can swing the bag itself into trees and rocks. If you are done, you can stab into it with a long knife. You can open the bag and slash up the animal with a box cutter and pour in some crushed rock salt and shake vigorously (this is a good technique to keep the fun going one an animal become listless. The cuts and salt trick seems to give them new life and can add another hour or so to your fun). Put some heavy rocks in the bag and dump the body in a river or lake. Tie the bag to your bumper and take a ride on a bumpy road. Drop the bag from a high place. Run over the bag with your car. Wet the bag and pour in some lit charcoal briquettes. Stake the bag firmly over a fire ant hill you have just trashed. Light the bag on fire (animals feet must be duct taped or the evidence will get away and you will never catch it again). Bury the bag with the animal still breathing (use your PVC pipe to make sure it has air for a day or two. When you are done simply pull the pipe and all of the evidence is gone). Tie one end of the bag to your exhaust pipe and start your car. Hang the bag from a tree and play with a pellet gun or use a bow and arrow to improve your aim. The point is you can do a million things with an animal in a bag.

      One you are done with your play, please dispose of the carcass responsibly. Bury it or throw in some rocks and toss it into a lake. If you want to have fun, send ransom letters to the ass hole neighbor who lets his pets roam outside of his yard...or you can leave the bag o pet on his doorstep with a note to keep all future pets on his property. The best way to get rid of it is to drop it by some PETA assholes house with a note saying, "because you wont eat meat, I paid a horrible price. Next time shut the fuck up about your vegan ways.". Or. "this is what I think about PETA and animal rights.".

      In any case, mix it up and try different things. Post any new ideas here for a lark. Mostly don't feel badly about what you are doing. Remember, god has placed animals on this earth for mans amusement and god HATES PETA. Making some PETA douche bag angry will be rewarded by god or karma. Plus it's funny as hell. So next time your neighbor's cat or dog shits on your lawn, make sure to return the favor....and return it in a gift bag ;)

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    3. Now that I think about it. All of these are beating stories are anonymous. It's probably the faggot whose dad raped and beat him and he hates himself to the point where he has to make up all these stories about how hard he is to beat helpless animals. he probably hasn't even ever done anything. quit acting hard, let's meet up. we don't fuck around in texas.

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  48. Have a bad day? Slowly kill a cat or beat your dog. Thats why god gave us pets. I love torturing cats for the sheer pleasure of it. Really takes the edge off a bad day. Hang one by the neck from a tree and play piñata, dissolve some Styrofoam in gas and coat the sticky flammable goo on kitty. Light and enjoy the light show complete with screams and acrobatics. I love me some cat torture. Beating a dog is fun too.

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  49. loool its funny because I've reported every single one of you to PETA. I hope you rot in hell you disgusting pieces of shit. I'm actually crying at some of the fucking posts on here. You deserve life in prison for what you've done. Dogs feel pain too, so why don't you try punching and throwing yourself against a wall, so you'll know what it feels like. Your mental, and need help. the fuck.

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    1. Oh no!!! PETA has my IP address! whatever will I do now!?! I'm shitting myself worse then my dog when he sees me comming with my beatin stick!

      Unfortunately PETA does not have the balls or the authority to do jack shit you donkey cock sucking cum rag! So fucking what if you report this to PETA!!! I pray to God,who also beats dogs and cats, that some PETA goat fucker does come over. Just gives me an excuse.

      How do retarded butt fucks find these posts anyway? You would think they would at least post threats with something other than a pussy organization behind them. God I hate stupid people. I have a headache. I think I will go outside and best the shit out of my dog. That will make me feel better!

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    2. BTW, you are right...dogs do feel pain. If they did not, it would not be so fucking funny when you beat the shit out of them. As for going to hell...If PETA people go to heaven, than I prefer hell anyway. And since I am already going there, I plan on torturing and killing as may pets as possible during this life simply because it pisses people like you off. So fuck you cause there is NOTHING you can do about it. Your whining is like music to my ears :)

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    3. .... so that comment was posted last month... why hasn't PETA showed up at my door step? OH because they really don't have power. See I can tell you're a kid or some idiot just trying to scare people.. if you were really serious you'd have said "ANIMAL CONTROL" or something like that... also I checked the PETA page.. and none of these posts were up.. LIAR. Nice try. You have no tech skills whatsoever... just admit it you were trying to scare people, and it FAILED miserably... now go back to playing HALO or something...

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    4. Oooh you were obviously scared enough to check the PETA page fag. Hahahahaha you better watch your back. :)

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  50. More doggy fun! Tie one on a leash to a tree. Place a noose around the dog's tummy and the other end to your truck. Hit the gas...HARD! Take bets with your buddies on where the dog will tear first...kind of like a wish bone. Video tape it and mail it to PETA! Laugh your fucking ass off when PETA cum rags post rewards or say they hate you and hope you go to hell. If the shot is particularly gorry, it may hit the news. If it does, repeat and send new videos to PETA! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

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  51. This is also a classic. Video tape a cat in an old microwave. Send the video to our PETA friends. Remember, this is a war. If we don't give them something to really get upset over, they will keep coming after our hamburgers and fur coats. Do you part to stop PETA from winning. Torture an animal and send tapes to PETA. Tie up their resources fighting a gorilla war they cannot possibly win. It's just a matter of time before meat is a crime if you fail to do this. Just look at New York, they are about to make soda pop illegal!!! California has made foie gras illegal because of PETA. Have you notice the war they are waging on fast food? They are winning and soon hamburger will be illegal.i If you have a terminal illness, drive by a PETA protest with your shotgun and to some good in the world. God will reward you for this. You are going to die soon anyway, take some trash with you and leave the world a better place. Thanks

    BTW, if you think I mean take your shotgun and shoot anyone, that is not what I mean because the law made up by our benevolent leaders in Washington (the same ones trying to ensure we don't have guns to hurt ourselves with, give Obama care even though we don't want it because we are too stupid to know what is really good for us, and have assisted sold assault rifles to Mexican drug cartels so they could help police our borders with them) say this is illegal. Remember to have respect for the law because these officials are always looking out for you first. It's not like they are in the pockets of corporations or unions or anything. If people didn't have absolute respect for laws made up by such uncorrupt and moral leaders, where would we be? Seriously, ask George Washington or John Adams...oops, not the best examples. In any case, what I mean to say is take your shotgun in case any pigeons attack; and by taking out the garbage I mean help them clean up when they are done. I would never suggest shooting a bunch of wacko leftist wing nuts who want to crush you freedom to eat meat. That would be illegal and the folks in Washington would not like that. Think of everything they have done for us before considering breaking the the laws they so lovingly gave us. It's not like this is a war for basic human freedoms or anything.

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    Written for satirical purposes only. Not intended to condone or to incite illegal activity. If you are seriously considering the above actions seek the help of a licensed therapist immediately. Sub-human PETA trash is not worth killing. Don't make a martyr out of anyone. They will leverage this to win their war against meat and fur. America is already worse than Soviet Russia with corrupt laws and attorneys filing lawsuits over everything. Killing PETA scum will only make things even worse than they already are.

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  52. I feel bad ,my dog wouldnt stop barking so I got a whole bar of cadbury dairymilk and opened the little shits mouth forcfully and shoved it all in.after this happened I thought to myself fuck letting it explode over the carpet so I went in my garden picked it up like a footbal and chucked it about eight fences down while his cry faded away slowly.I feel so terrible. R.i.p maxxy. my best friend.

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  53. I beat the shit outta my dog choke him throw him in a cage get a sharp broomstick and poke him till i feel ok. One time i made him shit his self hahahahahah hilarious and he didnt get any food or water and it was right at like 2:00 pm. Smelt like shit and i got him at 1:00 am and gave the little fuck a Piping hot bath made the little fuck yelp hahahahahahahah. Peta Faggots go die Animal abuse for the win lawl.

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  54. Two words, "firecracker" and "asshole". That's how to train a dog to stop shitting the carpet. Stick A into B, tape it in and light the fuse. It will hurt the fucker so bad to shit that you will hear him yelping a mile away before the turd is anywhere near being out. If the little fucker still doesn't learn, use an M-80 or shove a broomstick rolled in glue and glass up there and give it a good turn. I hate PETA too!

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  55. God I hate my dog! He is a 9 month pomeranian and he submissively urinates every time I reach out to him. I get so angry that I usually beat him up pretty badly and end up throwing him in the pool as hard as I can. I can't get rid of the little bugger because it would break my son's heart. I can't get him to stop ruining my carpets so I think I am going to have to kill him. My son will have to grow up a little and learn to deal with death. Do any of you know how to make it look like an accident? I hunt a lot and am not afraid to kill or if it is bloody. I do want the little shit to suffer though. After what he has done to my carpet, I want him to pay. Any ideas would be appreciated. Thanks

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  56. If you have any spare pain killers laying around... OOPS YOU DROPPED THEM AND THAT STUPID DOG THOUGHT IT WAS A TREAT..... damn dog...woops.

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  57. Just go to town on him with a baseball bat and then throw his body on the nearest busy street. There are pleanty of sick mofo's like me who like to swerve and make a hairy pancake. Tell your son he must have gotten out and gotten hit on the road. Tell your son that it's his fault for leaving the gate open. Problem solved and your son will learn some responsibility in the process. Plus, nothing feels better than beating a dog to death with a bat. Better then sex.

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  58. You dare to compare yourself to ANIMALS??? You should be so bloody lucky! Animals are noble, quiet, honest creatures, even though they have been imprisoned, mercilessly terrorised, ruined and tormented by brain-damaged morons like yourselves. Pitiful! Trying to make yourself feel big and strong by being cruel to something smaller than yourselves! This has nothing to do with animal cruelty. Your existence is cruel to the entire world. Why should we be punished, because some sick whore, no doubt raped by a slugbodied piece of living garbage, shat you into existence? Why should we be punished because, instead of thoughtfully dying at birth, or succumbing to some childish ailment, you actually crawled out of the protozoic slime and grew, cancerously, until you were big enough to spray your shit all over the internet? Why should moral lepers like you be allowed to pollute the internet at all? Or the air of this planet? What species are you? Some degraded, bastard, half-baked, mindless fucking waste-of-skin wimps, who were no doubt tormented by the garbage you call your fathers. A flame-thrower would be useful here. Let’s just torch you off the planet so we can get some fresh air. Thugs like you should be shot on sight. I never believed in the death penalty until now. But I realise that there are some people whose invincible ignorance, whose sewage-infested minds, whose foul thoughts and mindless stupidity is a bigger danger to planet earth than all the terrorists in the world lined up in a row. In fact you ARE bloody terrorists. You terrorise anything smaller than yourselves. Though it would let the punishment fit the crime, I would not even throw you to a pack of hungry wolves, or lock you in the compound of a man-eating tiger, for fear that your corrupted flesh might injure the animals’ health. No, I’m afraid it’s the flame-throwers for you. Let us not get downwind of you. Let us not get close enough to catch whatever corrosive brain-disease has turned you into what Jonathan Swift described as “the most odious race of pernicious vermin that God ever suffered to crawl upon the face of the earth.” Let us just take some global lysol and scrub you off the earth.

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    1. I really hope you're a vegetarian for all that bs you're spilling. If not, please STFU and go sit in a corner. You have no opinion.

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  59. Wow, that last post is some funny shit! Douche bag thinks that anyone who kills animals have been abused themselves and should be killed themselves. This is exactly what The PETA terror organization wants. They want to raise animals to the same level as humans. They want to impose a death penalty for anyone who disagrees with them. This is exactly what the nazi's did. That is why I hate PETA terrorists and enjoy exposing them for what they truely are.

    Just to clarify, my father was a great guy and never lifted a finger against me. I do not get off on torturing animals, I get off on pissing you off. While you believe my actions and opinions are due to some type of paternal abuse, I believe your words (you sound like some sort of douche bag wanna be pseudo intellectual) and positions on this issue are due to separation anxiety from your mother's tit. Exactly how old were you when you stopped suckling at her breast? By your pussy comments on the death penalty, my guess would be your twenties. I torture animals as an act of resistance in the war PETA has declared on every one. I do not want to impose any death penalties, but I do want an open war with PETA. A war in which there will be deaths. I want to kill you as badly as you want to kill me. For that reason, I am armed to the teeth. I would very much like to meet you and Ingrid Bergman privately and with no witnesses. You bring your flame thrower and I will bring what I have...that is if you can drag yourself away from masturbating to your mother's pictures. Or, do you masturbate to images of animals? You certainly seem to have some sort of Freudian sexual passion for them. (Sorry, could not resist being a pseudo intellectual mother fucker like you...in mockery, of course)

    In response to your message, I adopted two lab puppies and a cat from Craigslist yesterday. All were resues from euthanasia. I wanted to make sure to mention this fact to piss you off:). I took them out this morning and let's just say it took four hours for them to die. It is amazing how much little puppies can cry when they are on fire ( I got the idea from your flame thrower comment and I wanted you to be responsible for the method in which they died). I beat them first and sliced them with a knife then used rubbing alcohol to sharpen their pain. I then put them on a stick with a noose and dragged them in and out of a camp fire for a time. When they were too weak to resist, I left them in the fire. Oh how they screamed!!! I just want to let you know that I was not going to do this until I read your post. You are responsible for their suffering and deaths. I did this as a provocation and an insult to you as a sub human piece of PETA shit. It is my way of pissing in your face. The best part is, there is nothing you can do about it. Let's do a meeting. If you feel so strongly, as do I, we cannot both exist on this Earth. It is my goal to see you and all PETA terrorist dead. I believe you are a direct threat to humanity and the American way of life. You are weak and do not celebrate your place in the food chain. I am not a coward. My address is 14870 N Northsight blvd in Scottsdale,AZ. Come in with a weapon ready to fight. I am more than willing to take on anyone of any size so come on down and "scrub me off the earth" with your global Lysol powered flame thrower...or you can shut the fuck up!

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    1. Kill yourself. with that shot gun. the world hates you anyways, please do us a favor.

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  60. By the way, if your testicles have sufficiently descended to the point you have the courage to visit me, please respond first. I have to know if you are British. You sound British in your post. I have found most Britons to be cowardly tea sucking pussies who are not worth the shit holes they were born from. When I was in Afghanistan, your troops cried like women whenever there was a fire fight and we always had to bail them out. My unit referred to the British army as the "queen's cunts". We used to joke that all of the men in England had never seen a dick. We figured they had something called a mangina. How do your people reproduce when everyone there just has a giant pussy? I hear you wimps can't even own real guns! No wonder you almost lost WWI and II.

    Do you still worship that old whore E lez abeth II? You are one of the only peoples on the planet still stupid enough to have a monarchy. God you people are stupid. How often have they embarrassed you? Harry swinging his balls around Vegas and that whore Kate roaming around outside with her scanky ass cow utters showing. Look at what a disgrace of a cunt Diana was! Glad that raging whore is dead!!!

    In any case, I just had to know if it was someone from the country known for being the biggest and stupidest boot licking pussies on the entire planet before I meet them. I don't want to fall over laughing at your stupid monkey accent when you talk. I really hope you come, my family hasn't killed any of you greasy island apes since the revolution.

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    1. You seriously bring shame to those who have served. I do not thank you for your shitty service.

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  61. Hey, to the anonmyous closet homosexual that loves calling everyone a "PETA faggot:"

    I could give two shits less about any of the posts in this thread, as about 80% of them are trolling. You are also a troll.

    But just in case you have at least one testicle, here is my address:

    110 S Bruce St.
    Las Vegas, NV

    I thought I would give you a chance to PUT UP, as you've told others to do.

    Come out to Vegas, you little PETA agent cunt. I will let my black friends fuck your ass until your intestines fall out.

    Come get it, bitch!

    PS: You can shut up now, since you won't do shit. I win.

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    1. Nevermind, you piece of white trash. I have your Scottsdale address.

      See you soon, coward!

      PS: I am going to curbstomp you and your skinhead buddies. How ironic...

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    2. So from this statement I gather you're a vegetarian since you LOVE animals so much??? I can't stand hypocrites like you. Think about all the cows that had to die for your delicious steak since they are so noble, quiet, etc....People like you are idiots. I don't condone violence of any sort but when I hear people losing their shit over dogs being killed for FOOD for humans it really makes you wonder how stupid some people are!

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  62. I'm sorry, anonymous Scottsdale white trash closet homosexual standard right wing American, I'm just SO excited that I have your address!

    You're armed to the teeth? That's CRAZY: ME TOO!!!

    I served in the military for several year, and I have a federal weapons license which allows me to posses fully automatic weapons and machine guns. Isn't that COOOOOL?!?!?!

    I have a ka-Bar too, one that I gutted an Afghan Taliban fighter with in eastern Afghanistan. No, I wasn't in a regular unit...

    Oh, and I get off on making people scared.

    Fearful yet?

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    1. Thanks for your service. I honestly hope you had a second chance to use your ka-bar

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  63. the blog itself was so innocent compared to some comments... there's some sick fuckers out there :(

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  64. These are some good trolls... I respect them quite well and commend them for their work. Stupid PETA... Animals don't have rights... Dogs are a pain in the ass. Don't even DARE compare the life of a fucking little turd to the life of a human.

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    1. you're f*cked in the head. I'd trade your life for a dog/cat any day. any dog or cat.. a stray'll do

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  65. My grandmother had a disgusting little POS Chihuahua - Shit zu (yeah, I know that's not how you spell it) mix that had a really nasty disposition. Her name was Mitzi (a shitty name). Anyways, when Gran had to be away from home once, my sister and I had to go feed that little nasty POS. We were supposed to feed her canned dog food, but that was too messy, so we decided to feed her cat food out of those little packets that you open. When my sister went to put the food in the bowl one night, that little POS nipped her hand and she grabbed a fly swatter and beat the shit of that little ugly mutt. I mean literal SHIT, because she pissed and crapped all over the kitchen floor and howled like a banshee while she was getting the beating.

    The next day when we went to feed the ugly little demon, the little shit started whimpering and dancing around and jumped up and tried to nip my sister again. She was still pissed about being nipped the first time and she just hauled off and kicked that little devil across the room and she bounced off the cabinet door and lay there yelping and pissing and crapping again. My sister grabbed her and used her fur to wipe up the mess and then flung her as far as she could out the back door.

    We decided then that we weren't going to feed that ungrateful little POS anymore and we left her a bowl full of water and she didn't get anything else to eat until Gran got back 3 days later. I'll bet that little demon won't ever bite anyone again!

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  66. wow this is the worst site ive ever been to. most of you should be in prison. (where i just spent 4 years of my life..) us cons would have a nice tasty ass whoopin for MOST of u faggot sons of bitches. if u get mad, go find someone who can defend themselves, not a harmless animal. sure, they do wrong, and yes, they should be punished, but not by hurting them. they dont understand why the person they love unconditionally would do such a thing. most of u just need something to pick on because ur too pussy to try someone whos got a little fight in em. its disgusting.

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    1. The person said that the POS dog bit his sister so how can you call it a "harmless" animal? And why would that filthy POS love someone "unconditionally" that was just coming to feed it?

      For your uninformed information, dogs do not love "unconditionally" or any other way for that matter. They do what is necessary to be fed and nothing else. Dogs love whoever feeds them. If they didn't, there wouldn't be any resuce dogs. Dogs can be passed from one owner to the other and they are just as loyal to the next as they were to the last. If dogs were as loyal as you claim they are, they would all remain loyal to their first owner.

      And don't worry, now that you're not in prison anymore and don't have any fags to bend over for you, you can go back to fuc*ing dogs, you dog freak pervert. All dog freaks are into bestiality and everyone knows it"!

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  67. Have you ever noticed that when a dog or puppy gets really emaciated that its back bends into a bow-shape and its skinny ass tucks forward with its tail between its legs? Dogs are always ugly-assed worthless pieces of shit, but when they get really emaciated they are even UGLIER and more disgusting! The only thing left normal size are their big ugly heads and if its a male, their big ugly pricks! I killed a bunch of emaciated pit bull puppies the other day that someone threw out beside the road. I hate fucking dogs! I run down every one I see when I'm driving!

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  68. All if these posts about you guys beating and killing your dogs are getting me all hot and horny for some weird reason. Please don't harm those animals and just save all that energy for me. I want you guys to gangbang me and fuck me like the whore that I am!!!! Tie me up, spit in my face, shove your dicks in my mouth, my tight, wet, pussy, my asshole, and push my tits together and titty fuck me for HOURS all at the same time. Then make me swallow all your cum while you all spit in my face and tell me how worthless I am.

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  69. To Anonymous above: We're not interested in 2-legged dogs, Bitch!

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  70. LMFAO at the people who beat their dogs. THis is some funny shit. Seriously, you gotta beat those things. For instance, I was dog sitting my neighbors dos. Idk what breedn it was, but it was shaped like one of those weenie dog, yet it was much bigger andhad a difference face. Look, it was a weird looking piece of shit. Well, anyway, this thing tried to steal my turkey wing from off the plate of my son. OMG, I was so angry I dropped kicked the flying fuck outta that thing then got a thick leather belt and whooped that mut worst than a run-away- slave. Damn thang was hollering up a storm. Hearing it cry just made me even the more angry. Its bark was annoying. I put his ass on the porch in the blazing heat just to teach him more of a lesson. All I know is, I can't fuck with animals especially dogs. Oh and it stuck like sour ass! Ole Disgusting, alien, smelly mutha fucka!

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  71. Wow, this is terrible. If you beat the crap out of dogs and then you claim you don't even like them, THEN WHY WOULD YOU GET ONE?!?! Damn! I feel bad for your wives and kids who have to live with insane murderers who like beating innocent animals because 'Its fun''. It is NOT fun and NOT funny and you are the reason so many cold, starved, abused dogs end up at the animal shelter. Ever since I started volunteering there, I realized that there are actually sick people who LIKE to do this to those poor animals, how can you keep doing it after they give you a sad 'please don't hurt me' look???? And don't reply back to me calling me an asshole or a retard or a dumbass who doesn't know anything. YOU little shits are the cowards who can't beat up anybody in real life so you take it out on your poor dogs! ASSHOLES!!!!

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    1. im the same guy with the American bull below. i do love my dog if i didnt i would have not payd $300 for him. my last dog bit me and i shot it in the head with my 12 gage. there are too many dogs who are good that need homes out there that get put down every day. my bull dog is a good dog thats y i treat it well and feed it. i do not care what you say you do NOT. BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!

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    2. THEY'RE ANIMALS!! If you want something that understands what you say and listens to you without running the risk of being unpredictable, get a human baby!!! Oh but that's right. You're cant take care of a real baby because you don't want to be arrested for beating the shit out of a real person... That's why it's so much easier to torture a helpless dog....

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    3. Dogs are NOT "innocent animals," they are evil DEMONS and they all need to DIE!

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  72. Idiots one day i hope those dogs bite your asses, make you bleed and cry like pussies, and give you rabies so you can die a slow painful well deserved death! And don't bother replying back, I don't read the comments of uneducated, sick fucktards.

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  73. my dog shit on the floor. i took him outside for 20 mins in a snow storm........NOTHING! took him back inside. the fucking ass hole pissed im his crate i smacked him. motherfucker bit me! i beat him untill i could not feel my hands. and ductd taped his mouth shut. he never took a shit or piss in my house agion. he is a american bull dog that is 2 years old this happend last year thanks. i live in fairport harbor ohio 44077 thanks.

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  74. We were out playing softball and this big-assed grey and white female pit bull got loose from some trailer trash yard near the school and came running onto the field and went right for me as I was up at bat. I swung the bat and hit her dead on right in her big ugly hell-mouth and knocked some of her teeth out. I mean I hit that bitch HARD! But that didn't even faze the bitch and she went for some kids that were watching. She was pregnant and looked like she was about to pop, but that didn't slow her down any and we all grabbed bats (we were using wooden bats) and beat the living shit out of that ugly bitch. I got in a few good slams right in her belly and I hope that I killed everyone of those fucking frankenmaulers she had inside of her. We beat that fuckin' demon so bad that she was a bloody mess and couldn't even get up. Someone grabbed her by her filthy tail and drug her behind the bleachers. I hope that bitch lay there and DIED!

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  75. Like the poster above, I could really give two shits about most of these bullshit stories. HOWEVER, yours got me to thinking... Maybe someone should have done the same thing to your prostitute mother, so that the rest of us wouldn't have to read your dumbass post. Good day, sir.

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    1. Only if his "prostitute mother" tried to bite someone! Nobody twisted your arm and forced you to read what's posted here! If you don't like it, don't read it, dog freak! Now, go crawl back into bed with your filthy fleabag and "get it on." (FYI, bestiality is illegal in most states and many countries, so you better keep your "activity" with that filthy, disease-ridden POS dog in the bedroom with the curtains closed!)

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    2. Intelligent response. Trying to get a laugh out of a defenseless dog. Next time try a better shall we say, "Joke." It must really offend you that not everyones as fucked up as you are huh? I dont even have to say anything more. God's watching everything,and on the day of Judgement He will do ten times worse, and by then it will be too late. But no continue on your sinful ways. Keep doing what tickles your fancy.

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    3. Want to know what God thinks of dogs? Read Rev. 15:22, which says: "Outside are the DOGS, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood."

      Dogs aren't even natural creatures. They were created by man from wolves and they have filthy, disgusting, destructive habits. For example, they chase down and kill other animals just for the fun of it because it thrills them to hear the shrieks of the defenseless animals as they are torn limb-from-limb. Dogs are also the only mammals on earth that eat human shit, except pigs and rats, and even pigs and rats won't eat it unless they're starving. But dogs lap up shit like it was chocolate ice cream and then their owners let them lick them in the mouth. Uggh! God would have never created something as filthy, disgusting and destructive as a dog!

      Anyone who loves animals in general, wildlife or the environment HATES DOGS!

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  76. i hate dogs sopecailly those little RAT DOGS i can tolerate big dogs because they are what they are DOGS but these little dogs are the MOTS SPOILED ONE infact i see these dog onwers treating thieir dogs better thier own children which is just SAD . I enjoy beating up dogs infact i beat up this little dog secretly in my house i beat him with steel toe shoe and i feel better when end up beating that fuker. Infact beating up dog can make u feel better because u are letting iout all of your anger frutiration on dog than human being. Amnd we eat MEAT we kill other animals so we can eat themn but dogs get specaila treatment. fuk this infact i m gonna beat uop that little poooch again after typoing this

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  77. When I'm driving and see a dog in the road, I always run over it. If it's running across the street, I swerve like I'm trying to miss it, but I'm really trying to hit it. For a long time, I kept count of the number of dogs that I mashed in the road, but there've been so many that now I've lost count. The only good dog is a DEAD DOG!

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  78. Beat a defenseless dog, cat, DO IT. Lets see how forgiving God is on judgement day.

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    1. No one said anything about freaking cats, this site is about DOGS! If you want to see what God thinks of dogs, read Rev. 15:22. He hates them, too!!!

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    2. You got that backwards, Sport, it's Rev. 22:15

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  79. I had a pekingnese pos dog that my family rescued. One day I tried feeding the little fag and it bit me. Hell must feel like paradise after I got through beating that fucker. I started by slapping his face and then punching it. The faggot dog squeeled and yelped trying to bite me again. I got a maglite flashlight and went to town. I broke the little pos teeth. I grabbed its tail and snapped it in half. I kicked the asshole until it stopped crying. It just wriggled their uncontrollably. Before my family got back I went to a hole that was made for from an old tree stump my dad had pulled out. I threw the fucking wriggling dog in there and began shoveling dirt on it. I laughed as the dog moaned and began wimpering again. I buried the faggot 3 feet deep. When my family got home, I got thanked for having filled the hole in the backyard. I told them I hadnt seen the mutt the whole day...

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  80. Good one, Anonymous of August 13, 2013. my friends and I were playing in the edge of some woods where people sometimes junked old refrigerators, washing machines and other junk and this mean assed shit bull came running out from under some old pieces of tin and charged us and we all had to jump up on the top of an old freezer to get away from her. the bitch just kept on snarling and charging and trying to get at us, but finally we heard some whimpering and she went back under the pieces of tin, where we figured that she had a bunch of demon puppies. WE went home and came back with baseball bats and some bear spray that my dad got when he went hunting in Alaska and we beat on the tin and when the shit bull came running out, I blasted her with the bear spray and she started yelping and running in fucking circles. It was funny as hell! We had thought that it would knock her on her ugly ass, but it didn't and we had to give her a few more squirts right in her eyes, before she shut up. Me and one of the other guys started beating the tin where the puppies were and when we tossed it aside, they weren't more than about 2 weeks old and they looked like little demons so we started tossing the ugly assed little shit bulls up in the air and busting them with the our bats and the she devil had sort of revived by that time and went fucking CRAZY! So we started in on her again and beat her ugly pit bull ass to death and made sure that all of her demon spawn were also dead! By killing those fucking shit bulls, we probably saved someone's life.

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  81. I Have to learn patience and become a better person and I still get out of hand with my dogs but you people have anger issues. Really most of you sound like pieces of shit and need to get some therapy for whatever fucked you up as a child to make you so cruel and heartless. You would find a person of higher intelligence, patience and understanding would be able to train the dog. It is hardly ever the dog and usually the poor handler who is to blame for their actions

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  82. I feel so bad my dog ripped up every hat I own that's like 30 hats that are worth 40$ each. and I came home and he ade my pillow torn up and a plastic cup and my cell phone I left charging chewed up it was an iphone 4s so I smaked him about 3 times and constantly yelling WTH WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS and he ran to his bed and was hiding behind it shaking so I stoped and sat down beside him on the floor and I pet him and said its ok and I brought the pillow over and he tried to get away but I held on to his callor and I said its ok and he lied down on my lap and now I feel bad

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  83. I love my dog. He loves when I come from work and give him his evening beatings. First I make sure he's in a good mood then I put that fucker in a headlock and start punching him in the head until he's passed out cold. When he awakens from his slumber I get him in a mood again by giving him treats and then I bite his fucking face and ear off like I was mike tyson. I love my little terrier.

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